False Awakening

This morning I get out of bed and put my pants on. I'm standing next to the bed and can't understand why my jeans are like five sizes to big. I tell myself I must have worn them to many days in a row, that's why they are so stretched out. I look down again and just can't quite figure it out. These pants are so darn big, hmmm... Next thing you know I'm drinking my morning coffee getting ready for work. I have my jeans on and HEY :) I remembered my false awakening, pants are fitting fine. Just wish I could have been  more cognizant of my conscious state, I missed an easy OBE. I don't classify them as one if the awareness is not there. :(